How to explain my Vision problem

this is the best way i could explain how things look to me to others who don't have vision problems...
I feel like i'm play atari!
either that or someone used the "Smudge tool" on photoshop on my eyes...

everything (C) nintendo, rightful owners
luke and derpy are mine
screenshots are from this www.explodingrabbit.com/games/…

needs this music www.youtube.com/watch?v=7trpEW…